Hello errrbody!

Wow. My first post ever on blogspot. I suppose a short introduction is in order.

Hi, my name is Elliott W. I used to yelp, but then blah blah blah and now I'm here.

Wow that's the shortest story I've ever written! Two records in a single day!

So I suppose I should add what this blog is going to be all about:

Me.

WHOA!! THAT WAS EVEN SHORTER!!! ZOMG I AM ON A FUCKING ROLL!!!!!